1. Beatrice and I are officially workout buddies. What in the actual world?!

This thing gets weirder and weirder. I think she’s a terrific woman, but I wasn’t expecting us to like one another this much, especially since Dante could have caused the greatest rift.

2. I’ve got my resignation letter drafted but I’m not ready to send it just yet. I don’t know why I’m hesitant but I need to get over it. Sleep, fun and freedom beckon me.

3. I bought that iPhone this week. It’s incredible!